An "Asskick" button... for whenever some douchebag types something universally offensive on someone's internet page. Say, the douche decides to call someone a faggot, or you suggests they are going to rape some girl, or any other thing they say on our internet pages that indicates an out of control douchebag - there is a button we should be able to push. This button sends a signal to a nearby faculty that houses about 5 bruisers, like retired pro fighters / martial artists who are on the payroll. The supervisor checks that message, oh yea, really offensive ... he gives the OK, they dispatch a few of these dudes after looking up the address registered to your IP address.
They show up at your door and KICK THE SHIT out of you for being an out of control little brat -- and I don't care if you are 7 years old or 70 years old, there are things you say that warrant an asskicking, it's just the way it is.
Can we get that app? I'd totally pay for it.